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PostSubject: Why it's better to be A Female   Mon May 07, 2007 3:44 pm

Here are some reasons why itís better to be female...

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We never ejaculate prematurely.

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll itís pathetic.

We donít have to get our strength up between sessions...and itís much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.

We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts.

Our boyfriendís clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......

Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

Taxis stop for us.

Weíve never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

We donít look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

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