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PostSubject: Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like ...   Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:40 pm



Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like Smurfette




The similarities donít end at appearances either:

Smurfette: Premiered in 1981 on NBC
Paris Hilton: Born 17 February 1981

Smurfette: Was magically created out of clay by Gargamel to cause jealousy and competition between smurfs
Paris Hilton: Has a clay personality, thinks everyone is jealous, and wants famous men fighting over her

Smurfette: Considered to be the worst singer in all of Smurfdom
Paris Hilton: Did you ever listen to her album, Paris?

Smurfette: Wears tiny white dresses that barely cover her smurfly parts
Paris Hilton: Wears tiny white dresses, and often shows her, uh, smurfly parts

Smurfette: Always causing trouble, including flooding of the smurf village
Paris Hilton: Do we need to go into details?

Smurfette: Underwent extensive plastic smurfery to become a blond bombshell
Paris Hilton: Underwent extensive plastic surgery to transform her from smurfly-looking to tabloid-worthy

Smurfette: Has large smurf feet
Paris Hilton: Is embarassed that plastic surgery couldnít shrink her large feet

Smurfette: Lives under a mushroom in a strange fantasy world
Paris Hilton: Lives a strange fantasy life, and (based on her smarts) presumably grew up under a mushroom

Coincidence? I think not

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like ...   Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:00 pm

lmao!!!!!!! thats hillarious ahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like ...   Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:10 pm

paris garbage....our rose looks tripple times better


str8 up
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like ...   Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:12 pm

Menace wrote:
paris garbage....our rose looks tripple times better

str8 up

Seconded, Paris is just trash. And it seems regular people are always better at heart than celebrities.
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like ...   Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:14 pm

i feckin knew it ,,,i knew she was a smurfette ..mind you no offence to the smurfettes
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like ...   Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:15 pm

and rose is gorgeous and not a smurfette
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like ...   Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:44 pm

lmfao @smurfette hehe
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