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PostSubject: Fall Classes for Men at The Adult Learning Center   Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:01 pm

Fall Classes for Men at The Adult Learning Center

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Monday, Aug 30, 2007

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class size will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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PostSubject: Re: Fall Classes for Men at The Adult Learning Center   Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:03 pm

lmao!!! omg jaz wer do u find these things? hehe

aw, bless 'em (men)
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Registration date : 2007-05-05

PostSubject: Re: Fall Classes for Men at The Adult Learning Center   Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:15 pm

LOL......fuccin funny


haha
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Registration date : 2007-05-01

PostSubject: Re: Fall Classes for Men at The Adult Learning Center   Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:27 pm

there feckin great..oi im a guy ,,,boooo not fair lol
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PostSubject: Re: Fall Classes for Men at The Adult Learning Center   Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:38 pm

Loz™ wrote:
lmao!!! omg jaz wer do u find these things? hehe

aw, bless 'em (men)

LOL i google loads hehe
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