BROKEBACK FUNERAL

BROKEBACK FUNERAL

Three Gay Men Died, And Were Going To Be Cremated.

Their Lovers Happened To Be At The Funeral Home At The Same
Time And WereDiscussing What They Planned To Do With The
Ashes.

The First Man Said, "My Benny Loved To Fly, So I'm Going Up
In A Plane And Scatter His Ashes In The Sky."

The Second Man Said, "My Art Was A Good Fisherman, So I'm
Going To Scatter His Ashes In Our Favorite Lake."

The Third Man Said, "My Kevin Was Such A Good Lover, I Think
I'm Going To Dump His Ashes In A Pot Of Chili, So He Can Tear
My Ass Up Just One MoreTime."