Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
> A: A cherry float.
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> Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
> A: 1 US leader
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> Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
> A: Beat it - we're closed.
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> Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
> A: To find a tight seal.
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> Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
> A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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> Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
> A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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> Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
> A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
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> Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
> A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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> Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
> A: She's withholding evidence.
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> Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
> A: You can sleep with a light on.
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> Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
> A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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> Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
> A: Their balls are just for decoration