WHAT MEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A VAGINA FOR THE DAY
01. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
02. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
03. See if they could finally do the splits.
04. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
05. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
06. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
07. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
08. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
09. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
10. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:37 pm
