THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband
That my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me
it's
not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you
want
your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and
rub
it between them for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a
piece
of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my
breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replied. I
stopped."Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my
Breasts larger over the years

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it AND
HERE'S
THE MORAL OF THE STORY!!!

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw
Stupid, stupid man.

LMFAO. . that was mad funny . .

lol glad ya liked it

I liked it alot.I'm a tell it to my friends

lol cool im post more like this soon