oldie but still good

>>The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
>>their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
>>
>>Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
look
>>towards sky, what you see?"
>>
>>The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
>>
>>
>>"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>>
>>The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
>>speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
>>billions of planets.
>>Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
>>Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the
>>morning.
>>Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
>>insignificant.
>>Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's
>>it tell you, Tonto?"
>>
>>"You dumber then buffalo shit. It tell me that SOMEONE stole the
tent!"