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PostSubject: A first grade school teacher   A first grade school teacher Icon_minitimeSat May 05, 2007 12:04 am

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in
her
class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the
proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are
1st
graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses ................................................
until they stop running.
2. Strike while the
........................................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before
..........................................
Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ...............................
termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ................................
how?
6. Don't bite the hand that
...............................................
looks dirty.
7. No news
is................................................................
impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a
................................................
Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new .................................
math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ...............................
stink
in the morning.
11. Love all,
trust...........................................................me.
12. The pen is mightier than
the.......................................pigs.

13. An idle mind
is.........................................................
the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ......................................
pollution.
15. Happy the bride
who.................................................
gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is
.......................................................
not much
17. Two's company, three's
..............................................
the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .................................
you
put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... You have to
blow
your nose.
20. There are none so blind as
..........................................
Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not .................................
spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed .
............................................. get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ..................... see in
the
picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind
...................................... get
out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late
than...........................................................
pregnant
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